Thank you note I sent out for our baby monitor.

Thank you for our last dinner with friends.
Our last meal out before our single life ends.
You guys did a great job with this planned out soirée.
The invites were classic, we loved the brûlée.

And thanks for a gift that that's an amazing device.
One that'll wake us and shake us like two loaded dice.
Before we registered, we did lots of research.
Below are list of some of its features:

• No interference!
• Maximum clearance!
• Technologies taken from conspiracy theorists!

We guess these are things that new parents want,
but one feature was lacking we assume they forgot.
Either a snooze or a mute, something easy to hit,
or something to quiet an untimely fit.

Regardless we love it. And thanks for the night!
And we have one more thanks to set everything right.
Thank you from Carson to his new Uncles and Aunts...

...Lets see how you like him when he shits in his pants.